What was that?????
I'm just laying there minding my own business, when out of no where what do I feel, but MY BUTT FLUTTER!
What's up with that??
I just don't get it. I'm an extremely intelligent dog, as my mom will attest, and these things flutter out of my butt for absolutely no reason. Really, I swear.
It can't be the food I eat.
Ok. I had pork today instead of chicken.
I am not a cookie eater.
Ok, I had two Milkbones today.
It can't be the water I drink.
Ok. I drink tap water, instead of sweet bottled water like my mom.
It can't be that I haven't pooped today.
Seriously, I soooo have.
The smell must come from something Mom is cooking or creating because I don't smell ever. Rose petals maybe. But, not THAT!
Why does it vibrate my butt????? We don't have earthquakes in Henrietta. There isn't any bass jumbling my brain from the speakers. Why???
I made sure I ran straight away to my Mommy, who was in the room with two faucets that I love to drink from(yes, the bathroom). She rubbed my butt and hugged me because I was really scared.
I love my Mom.
Brodie is the Greatest of Danes and he is dearly loved. I adopted him at the age of 2 ½ and have had him over 5 years. He's my LoveBug. I hope you enjoy his (mis)adventures as much as I do.
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