"Mommy! Help me!!!"

What was that?????

I'm just laying there minding my own business, when out of no where what do I feel, but MY BUTT FLUTTER!
What's up with that??
I just don't get it. I'm an extremely intelligent dog, as my mom will attest, and these things flutter out of my butt for absolutely no reason.  Really, I swear.

It can't be the food I eat.
Ok. I had pork today instead of chicken.
I am not a cookie eater.
Ok, I had two Milkbones today.
It can't be the water I drink.
Ok.  I drink tap water, instead of sweet bottled water like my mom.
It can't be that I haven't pooped today.
Seriously, I soooo have.

The smell must come from something Mom is cooking or creating because I don't smell ever.  Rose petals maybe.  But, not THAT!

Why does it vibrate my butt?????  We don't have earthquakes in Henrietta.  There isn't any bass jumbling my brain from the speakers.  Why???

I made sure I ran straight away to my Mommy, who was in the room with two faucets that I love to drink from(yes, the bathroom).  She rubbed my butt and hugged me because I was really scared.

I love my Mom.

The Car

I love walking with Mom.  But, Holy Gosh!  Riding in the car is like riding a roller coaster or a bumper car ride.
I get to scream(bark), I get to throw my hands in the air(okay, ears in the air).  Stop, start, stop, start.
It's awesome!
Every time we stop, I find someone new to scare the bejeezus out of.  Awesome!
Every day should be a required car ride day.

ROUND-A-BOUTS

What the hey? What the hey?

Why is this so popular in Rochester????  I am confounded by these every time I see one.

Why do road engineers design roads with a round-a-bout, circle j*#k as I call them? I get so confused when i drive thru the bigger ones or when in the heart of downtown. They get me all flustered and flabbergasted. What is the purpose of them? I just don’t get it. Any ideas?

Holy Cramoly!

Who knew I'd love living in Rochester?
Certainly, not me.  I moved here after a whole mess of stuff happened between my ex and then add my sister to that and.....
Holy God.
I'm loving life and loving it here.  I am not an apartment dweller, either.  But, this is a really nice place that is just a stepping stone to my next adventure.
I hope you stick around and join me in my journey to who knows where.
Thank you all who have comforted me during this incredibly hard time.  A special thanks to my wonderful parents whom I love very much.

Enjoy this lovely day!

Trish